oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
those are guitar strings
I HAVE FOUND MY NEW ALL-TIME FAVORITE POST
The package I ordered is almost here!
Package has arrived!
Me and Package’s first selfie :)
Package’s first steps!
Bad Package! Off the couch!
Me and Package enjoying the soulful stylings of the cranberries :)
Package is finally in big boy pants!
whATS IN THE GOD DAMN PACKAGE THOUGH